Converted hybrid retro Mercedes
A stack of back issues of Playboy from the ’80s
Russ Meyer shared fetish John Laroquette haircut
Cash in the safe and the safe in the airducts
Don Juan ‘67 laserdisc
Reel to reel to DAT tape attached wit’ soldered paperclips
Blood, kidneys, bones, a handkerchief
With PSJ in cursive catch the drool of the space cadet
Chuggin’ Labatt 50, bumpin’ some Black Hippy
Trimmed my Mike Patton facial hair when the fact me
Defined by aesthetics, pop culture obsessed
A pod, no substance, you cocksuckers are next
Human tumblr, no original thought
Swore I saw 666 on my digital watch
Vintage Polo on my mind, fuckin’ all day
And my girl’s got an ironic poster of Scarface
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I’m rockin’ Wally Clarks like Walter White and Tony Starks (x2)
Kill me with an authentic Walther PPK
Pray to Jim Caviezel, shitty sequel on the way